January 2011
152 posts
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You...
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I hate that feeling. The feeling when you’re sad...
